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Go Ask Your Father Patch
For when you've already given enough good advice for one day.
This embroidered patch pairs our favorite two things: a perfectly chilled martini and plausible deniability. Featuring the iconic "go ask your father" phrase stitched in crisp white thread next to a glittering cocktail glass, it's equal parts charm, sass, and boundary-setting.
Stick it on your denim jacket, favorite tote, cocktail apron, laptop sleeve, or anything else that could use a little personality. Iron it on, stitch it down, or pin it wherever you're serving looks, opinions, and maybe one olive too many.
Because motherhood is a full-time job. Customer service is not.
Details
Black twill patch with white embroidery
Glitter martini glass detail
Iron-on backing
Also suitable for sewing or pinning
For mothers, martini enthusiasts, and women who have delegated appropriately.
Go Ask Your Father Patch | For Moms Who Delegate, Funny Martini Embroidered Iron-On Patch
$19.00 USD