"Go Ask Your Father" Embroidered Baseball Hat

For days when you've already answered 47 questions before 9 a.m.

This is not just a hat. It's a boundary. A public service announcement. A tiny act of self-preservation embroidered onto your favorite vintage-style cap.

Featuring our signature "GO ASK YOUR FATHER" slogan and an equally important martini, this hat was made for school drop-off, Target runs, soccer sidelines, girls' weekends, and every moment in between. Throw it on when your hair isn't cooperating, your patience is running low, or you simply want the world to know you're off duty.

The perfectly broken-in cotton twill feels like it's been yours forever, while the relaxed fit delivers effortless "I have my life together" energy, whether or not that's technically true.

Mother, but not just.

Details

• 100% garment-washed cotton twill with a perfectly lived-in feel
• Unstructured six-panel dad hat silhouette
• Pre-curved visor for easy, everyday wear
• Adjustable buckle closure for a custom fit
• Low-profile design that goes with literally everything
• Embroidered slogan and martini icon for just the right amount of trouble

Best Paired With

• A spicy margarita
• Ignoring unnecessary group texts
• Appointment-free afternoons
• Main character delusion
• Letting someone else's parent handle it for once

Care Instructions

Life is messy. Your hat doesn't have to be.

Spot clean with mild detergent as needed. For deeper cleaning, soak for up to 15 minutes, rinse thoroughly, reshape, and air dry. Like all good mothers, it'll bounce back. 🌶️🍸