{"product_id":"go-ask-your-father-patch-for-moms-who-delegate-funny-martini-embroidered-iron-on-patch","title":"Go Ask Your Father Patch | For Moms Who Delegate, Funny Martini Embroidered Iron-On Patch","description":"Go Ask Your Father Patch\n\nFor when you've already given enough good advice for one day.\n\nThis embroidered patch pairs our favorite two things: a perfectly chilled martini and plausible deniability. Featuring the iconic \"go ask your father\" phrase stitched in crisp white thread next to a glittering cocktail glass, it's equal parts charm, sass, and boundary-setting.\n\nStick it on your denim jacket, favorite tote, cocktail apron, laptop sleeve, or anything else that could use a little personality. Iron it on, stitch it down, or pin it wherever you're serving looks, opinions, and maybe one olive too many.\n\nBecause motherhood is a full-time job. Customer service is not.\n\nDetails\n\nBlack twill patch with white embroidery\nGlitter martini glass detail\nIron-on backing\nAlso suitable for sewing or pinning\nFor mothers, martini enthusiasts, and women who have delegated appropriately.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Rectangle \/ Black \/ 3\" x 2\"","offer_id":50545412964600,"sku":"31508113026856182803","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/7042\/9944\/files\/20260918164320-1f1b3800-e322-6884-9caf-02f55697b2dd.png?v=1789749944","url":"https:\/\/thespicymother.com\/products\/go-ask-your-father-patch-for-moms-who-delegate-funny-martini-embroidered-iron-on-patch","provider":"The Spicy Mother","version":"1.0","type":"link"}