{"product_id":"go-ask-your-father-embroidered-baseball-hat","title":"\"Go Ask Your Father\" Embroidered Baseball Hat","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eFor days when you've already answered 47 questions before 9 a.m.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eThis is not just a hat. It's a boundary. A public service announcement. A tiny act of self-preservation embroidered onto your favorite vintage-style cap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eFeaturing our signature \u003cstrong\u003e\"GO ASK YOUR FATHER\"\u003c\/strong\u003e slogan and an equally important martini, this hat was made for school drop-off, Target runs, soccer sidelines, girls' weekends, and every moment in between. Throw it on when your hair isn't cooperating, your patience is running low, or you simply want the world to know you're off duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eThe perfectly broken-in cotton twill feels like it's been yours forever, while the relaxed fit delivers effortless \"I have my life together\" energy, whether or not that's technically true.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMother, but not just.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e100% garment-washed cotton twill with a perfectly lived-in feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eUnstructured six-panel dad hat silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003ePre-curved visor for easy, everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eAdjustable buckle closure for a custom fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eLow-profile design that goes with literally everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eEmbroidered slogan and martini icon for just the right amount of trouble\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eBest Paired With\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eA spicy margarita\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eIgnoring unnecessary group texts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eAppointment-free afternoons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eMain character delusion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eLetting someone else's parent handle it for once\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eLife is messy. Your hat doesn't have to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eSpot clean with mild detergent as needed. For deeper cleaning, soak for up to 15 minutes, rinse thoroughly, reshape, and air dry. Like all good mothers, it'll bounce back. 🌶️🍸\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":50535084491000,"sku":"72091556843793196191","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/7042\/9944\/files\/5687897596599621631_2048.jpg?v=1789703119","url":"https:\/\/thespicymother.com\/products\/go-ask-your-father-embroidered-baseball-hat","provider":"The Spicy Mother","version":"1.0","type":"link"}